You and I are hanging out at my apartment watching a movie. It’s late and none of my roommates are home and we’re just sitting together on my couch with the lights off. We’re getting kind of close and it feels like we’re giving each other signals and we’ve kinda been flirty in the past so we both think the other might be interested. I finally work up the courage and I lean in to kiss you. As our lips touch I push an entire mouthful of chewed up banana into your mouth.